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[TRANS/FULL]150804 EXO-L Relay Chat Event w/KAI



Start?
Hello, this is exo’s kai
Whoaaaa
Have we started?
Why is no one saying anything?
Everyone
Let’s play and have fun today
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I’m bored
789654123
Something changed from the previous chat
The computers have become a whole lot better
The monitor screens are really big
It’s as big as my body
I’ve eaten
meat
No
It’s fast
Rahee’s hair is short
My dogs are all doing well
I’m very dark/tan
I love you 
Spicy braised chicken
Pink hair
My roommates at the moment are Chanyeol and D.O. hyungs
Whoaa
jakdna
i’m busy reading
Wahhhh
No no no
I’m very busy reading
I like Japan’s ramen
Spicy chicken is yummy
My hair is white
My face is dark but
My thoughts are white(pure)
[’Head’ in Korean is the same word as ‘Hair’ so this would also mean “The inside of my hair is white(pure)”. Jongin was just playing with words!]
The inside of my heart is pink
If you want me to play with you like how I do with Rahee, I need to give you rides on an aeroplane
[Parents normally play with infants by giving them “aeroplane rides” which is putting the baby on their feet while the adult is lying on their backs and lifting the child with their legs]
It’s tiring
No, no aeroplane
I will let you start by riding business class


If you see me wearing glasses, EXO-L are not going to like it
I look ugly
The most recent movie I watched is Jurassic
Dinosaurs
I want to raise a raptor
People who will raise a raptor?
Raptor
EXO-Ls are cute tyrannosaurs
L-rannosaur
EXO-L-rannosaur
I’m Ka-ptor
[’Ka-ptor’ as in Kai + raptor]
I’m Ka-ptor and EXO-Ls are EXO-L-rannosaurs
It’s yummyy
Morning chicken
I can’t do it
Afternoon chicken
Pizza still has a long way to go against his brother Chicken
As for fruits, strawberries
I’m strawberries
EXO-Ls are grapes
Among EXO’s songs, the song I like the most is
Um
I like all of them
Cooking
I’m good at making ramen
I make a bit of eggs these days too
Ha, I am a chef
I’m a chef
EXO-Ls are eggs
L-eggs
Kaf
[’Kaf’ as in Kai + chef]
Spaghetti is a food that I buy and eat
As for hand cream, I have never used it other than to film for a CF
I don’t use cologne
For body lotion and shampoo, I use whatever that’s available in the dorm
When I don’t put my things into my pockets, I carry them in a paper bag
Today I did a magazine shoot and it went well
I did an interview and I talked about EXO-Ls. I did well, didn’t I
I
Ah
Nothing
It’s a secret
The way to avoid the heat is to go in the shade
I’m barefooted
Toes
EXO-Ls are the fingers and I’m the toes
We’re hands and feet combined
Couple ring? For EXO-L and I?
Since I’m the toes, I should have it sized for my toes
My fingers are old, I need to grease them
[I think he means that his fingers are so old that they became rusty and needs to be lubricated]
Bingsoo
ㅋㅋㅋ
Doll clothes
These days the doll clothes
[He stopped talking about the doll clothes abruptly lol]
For today’s dinner, chicken
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I only recommend chicken, huh
I have tried painting my nails
But I didn’t just paint my nails, I also got it all over my fingers
I thought nail polish was lip balm
So I applied it on my lips and I cried
Ah, I don’t have any SNS account
If I do have one, it’ll be posted up on From. EXO
But I probably won’t have much to write..
Since I was born, I was cute and have eaten everything. Yummy
Ah, I made Instagram because the manager hyungs were pleading me to use it for public relations 
Iced chocolate is delicious
F.E. is of course ‘From Exo’
If I act, everyone will cry so I will have to do it later on in the future
[Saying his acting is so bad that we’ll all cry lol]
I don’t drink alcohol
hi 
[in English]
Mine
You’re mine, mine
Church oppa is only Suho hyung
Monggu is just like how he has always been
I like the smell of flowers
There are so many chats that I feel like my words have become so much shorter ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
(Sobbing noise)


Shall we do this for 2 hours?
The moment I arrive at the dorm, I take off my shoes
Before I sleep I close my eyes
You need to drink a lot of water, it’s healthy
Drink lots of water.
MAMA is the most tiring
What class was I in during kindergarten…
I played Vectorman and had fun in kindergarten
I’ll make EXO-L into a princess
and I’m the bear ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Because you said I look like a bear
ㅂㅇㅂ
*_*
*-*
Emoticon battle
(-_-)
(ㅁ_ㅁ)
Why doesn’t this notebook have Chinese words
Ah, apple computers don’t have it
My foot size is 4000
My height is 5000
My attacking power is 1billion
Dragonball
I want to go to the U.S. again
People who will leave to collect dragon balls?
Ohhhhh there’s a lot of you
I’m Vegeta
People who will be Sonokong/Son Goku?
People who will be Bulma and then there will be marriage
EXO-L is Bulma and I’m Vegeta
Dragonball
ㅋㅋㅋㅋIf you’re Mrs. Kim then it’s Kim Bulma
Don’t change your name
ㅋㅋㅋㅋI am Kim-geta
I’m wearing a white tee and jeans right now
If it’s hot, take off your clothes
Fight fire with fire
I’m very sensitive to the heat and I’m very sensitive to the cold, I have many weaknesses
If it’s hot and I take off my clothes, it’s cold
Since it’s like this, my health food is chicken
I think I wear a lot of long sleeves because my sense for the seasons have dropped
If you ask what to eat to become beautiful
EXO-L’s love ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
My love?
Heart
What to eat to lose weight too?
Don’t lose weight 
Where should I live when I’m old
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋI don’t have a house either
Knock knock
Knock knock
Seems like there’s no one in. I need to go to another house
Knock knock
Why is there no one
I need to go home
“Don’t goi” 
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
You said “Don’t goi” ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Ah, this is so funny and interesting
I have never called my noonas ‘eonnie’ 
But i think I’ve called them ‘appa’ before
My ideal type is EXO-L ㅋㅋㅋ
Recommend me spectacles ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ


Harry Potter is interesting
I will go for the competition in Goblet of Fire and I will win
Was it Quidditch?
People who want to do that?
I will win everyone
Let’s do EXO-L vs Kai
You can’t use a vaccum
I’m in Gryffindor? Slytherin?
I did it in the first grade of elementary school
When I was in elementary school, I got first in doing push-ups
Boasting
I’m a cool man
I like watching soccer the most~
It’s always enjoyable with a group of friends
Bboro bboro bboro
Chelsea is awesome
They lost to Arsenal a while ago
So sad ㅜㅜ I’m crying
They lost. They lost ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ
I bought Rahee a car for Children’s Day
But if she’s scared when she rides that
She hasn’t even ridden that once..
I’m crying
Rahee doesn’t cry much
I’m not the one giving birth to twins ㅜㅜ
These days I like my ears too
My vision is bad
I wear contact lenses ㅜㅜ
I like long hair and I like short hair
I also like bald head
3 words poem ㅋㅋㅋ
No, I’ll cry if I go bald
You will damage your hair if you dye it
You’re pretty even without dyeing your hair
Since I said you’re pretty, don’t do it
Please feel more refreshed, everyone
Drink iced water
I receive the most strength when fans say that they’re happy
I feel like “My EXO-Ls said that they are happy”
I sleep on my flights so I don’t eat the meals provided
I saw a typhoon being prevented
I was the one who stopped it
Because I’m Vegeta
I went to the kitchen of EXO-L just now
I took the cola in the fridge and drank it
I saw the back of our EXO-L
It’s pretty
I wanted to hug you, but I just went off
Because I need to do the chatting
I’m happy when I dance
I like all our choreographies
I have to be happy, of course
EXO-Ls who see me are happy do, am I right or not?
Right!!! ㅎㅎㅎ
So cute
When it’s Christmas, Santa Claus doesn’t give me presents so got sad
So my father said that Santa Claus didn’t leave me a present, but a card
I acted like I believed him and bought toys
During elementary school, my dream was to break world record and hold the record for the longest time
I always drop my phone
Don’t worry
It’s amazing how I break my phone even with the phone case on
ㅋㅋThat’s right
Everything breaks when they come into my hands
If you want to break something, let me hold it


The amusement park was fun
The water was fun
No no, not that
The line is extremely long
There this ride called Atlantis in Lotte World makes me really excited
Something I’m scared of in amusement parks ㅎㅎ
I’m not scared of anything
Ghosts are my friends, zombies are my friends, phantoms are my friends
They’re all my friends because I’m Vegeta
I’m scared of Sonokong the most
Horror movies are fun
ㅋㅋㅋIn Showtime
They’re not real ghosts
Fake ghosts are my friends but real ghosts are scary
ㅋㅋㅋ Fake ghosts
Even when I lose, only my hands hurt
Because I’m a robot
Before I go to sleep, I dance with my brain
No
I said my brain ㅋㅋ
My thoughts dance
Otherwise, I think of soccer and I fall asleep
Ah, inner dance
I said I dance with my brain
wiggle wiggle wiggle
I knew about inner dance because you guys told me about it just now ㅋㅋ It’s apt
I don’t go to Karaoke ㅋㅋ
Read, um, read books that will maximise your imagination
I think I have to go now
I want to call out your names but people who don’t get to hear their names being said will get hurt
And the duration to have a conversation with you guys have decreased so I couldn’t call your names
Every one of our fans are all precious because you’re all mine
EXO-L all together is mine
Lastly, the days are hot so please stay healthy and don’t hurt your body doing excessive measures to lose weight
I always like you
I will teleport to you to see if you’re doing well
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ It will be a surprise so be prepared
I’m leaving, cuties
(kissing sound)


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